All
by Myself
A Pub in downtown Los Angeles
"No 'buts' Colonel!" exclaimed General Waters, "It will have to be used!"
"But think--"
"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?"
"I am just following orders, General, 'To protect and maintain,'" stated the Colonel.
"So am I, Brickenworth, protecting humanity on Earth," replied Waters hotly.